Why we still have children
I got an email today from my cousin that made me laugh and I thought I would share it with you. I had seen the list before but there is nothing more frugal than taking the time to laugh and be refreshed. Hope you enjoy it.
Tags: children, funny1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
7. If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
“Take two aspirin” and “keep away from children”!!!
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