10 reasons why I want a housekeeper

by kellys on April 28th, 2007

Karen always cracks me up. So in keeping with her 10 reasons why I want to lose weight philosophy, here are my 10 reasons why I want a housekeeper.

I have had surgery on my feet years ago so standing up in the kitchen for long periods of time can sometimes be painful.
I hate to do dishes.
I hate to put away laundry. I don’t mind washing and drying, just putting away. (Glad you can’t see my couch)
The dishwasher keeps multiplying dirty dishes for me.
The dryer keeps loosing my socks,
The bathroom floor must buy hair from somewhere to leave on itself because I would have to be bald by now if all that was mine.
My swiffer can only swiff so much by itself.
My grocery list never seems to make it to the store with me. Oh wait that should be my ability to create one every once in a while.
I just want someone to tell me what to fix for dinner every once in a while.
The bathroom stays a mess.

These should be reasonable to fix with a housekeeper. But then if I had a house keeper, this would be Rich Mommy and not Thrifty Mommy.

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